This is just one of the reasons I so love Rachael McKibbins

[blank]: "hey Rachel, just realized that you unfriended me, and just wanted to touch base and see if it was anything I did specifically that might have offended you recently? You commented on a post just yesterday, so I'm trying to understand what it is I did within the last 24 hours. Anyways, hope you kick ass at WoWps. You are one of my favorite poets."

Me: Hey [blank], I'm going to be blunt, because I am very busy. You come across as a total douche bag, pretty much all of the time, and this morning I saw you in my feed so I just went ahead and unfriended you, solely out of convenience. Thanks for inquiring though. Best, Rachel McK.