I wonder if heaven's got an open mic. I wonder if Wanda Coleman is featured. I wonder if Baba Amiri is hosting. Do the angels clap or do they do that snapping thing? I hope they clap. I don't care for the snapping so much. I wonder if there is a time limit. If there is, I wonder what happens if a poet goes over. Is there a DJ? I wonder if there's a long line. I wonder if they sell Red Vines eight for a dollar before the show.