Friday, March 29, 2013

Conversation with my nephew

Me: So you gon be drivin' on your own soon. You tryina save money for a car?

Reuben: Ummmmnnn... But I already have my pick up line ready for when I see a woman walking.

(We laugh)

Me: What is it?

Reuben: Imma pull up next to her and say "Hey beautiful, you too pretty to be walking around" then Imma open my door and say "now get in."

(We laugh again)

Reuben: But that's gon be a test. 'Cause if she falls for that...

Me: Then you better take her home.

Reuben: Yeah if she falls for that then that means she ain't for me. 'Cause that ain't too smart.

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