Me to food vendor: Do you take cash app?
Vendor: No. I don't take none of that. Just cash.
Me:
Vendor: I don't have a phone so I can't transfer the money to my account.
Me: You lost your phone?
Vendor: No. I don't have a phone anymore because I have a girlfriend.
Me:
Vendor: Every time I have a phone I always cheat on my girlfriends but I really like this one and I don't wanna cheat.
Me:
***You gotta respect a man who knows his limits.
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