Dear Promoter who shall remain nameless unless he doesn't have my money TODAY,

This is how we do our artists. This is how we value them. This is how we honor them. You want us to be on time for sound check, for show. You want a good show. Then it's a freaking hassle to get paid. Seriously, you have no more days to remain nameless. I want my money today. I don't care whose ATM you have to pull it from but I want it today. I will not take a check after the banks close today. I am trying not to deal with you the same way I deal with promoters who jerk me around but that is how you are acting.