Guy on the bus stop: Imma sit next to you 'cause you a pretty lady.
Me:
Guy: If you was a man I would tell you to stay six feet away. But i can sit by you.
Me:
Guy: (After running his mouth) Imma gon shut up and let you be.
Me:
Guy: (Running mouth running mouth running running running)
Me: Bus coming.
Guy: Imma sit by you again but Imma keep my mouth shut.
Me: (Takes a seat)
Guy: (Sits next to me. Doesn't keep his mouth shut)
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