Dad: Hello.
Me: Happy birthday!
Dad: Thank you, Honey!
Me: I called you yesterday but couldn't reach you.
Dad: I didn't get no message from you.
Me: I couldn't leave a message. The phone just rang and rang. The machine didn't come on.
Dad: That's 'cause you didn't let it ring long enough.
Me: How long was I supposed to let it ring?
Dad: Fifteen times.
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