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Uraeus: You ok?
Me: Yeah, I just had a headache all day today.
Uraeus: Did you eat today?
Me: Yeah I had a little bit of that.
Uraeus: That's nothing. That's probably why you had a headache.
Me: I just wasn't hungry.
Uraeus: Mom, if I was 6 years old and I told you that that was all I ate today, would that be ok?
Me: No.
Uraeus: Well then, you gotta treat yourself like you're 6 years old.

All true. All real.